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An audio interpretation of A Million Versions of Right Pt.4 (finale)
And thus it ends. I’ll be making this story available as a higher quality download soon because (for some reason) I had requests to do so. This was a lot of fun to record. Thanks for listening....
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Rotten Little Rap for Kevin Shamel’s Rotten Little Animals
A little while ago, a rap song I recorded for author, Jordan Krall became a global sensation, thrusting me into international celebrity. Rather than hanging up my hat and bathing in a life of...
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A Million Versions of Right nominated for the Wonderland Book Awards
The final ballot for the Wonderland Book Awards was announced today and I was honoured to see my little ol’ book included in the list for best collection. I can’t be 100% sure, but I think I may be the...
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Be Kind to Lids
I spent a day trying to put the lid back on a bottle of coke once. It’s usually such a simple task and takes little more than a few seconds. On this day, the lid wouldn’t catch on the thread. I was in...
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Planet of the Living Neckties
There’s a planet of living neckties that my father used to play me songs on the flute about. The existence of this planet should not be refuted. It’s real. I know this because my brother went there...
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Chewing Your Hair For Profit
I’m all for equal opportunity as far as the workplace goes. I should know – I’m blind and limbless, but obviously I still desire employment. I still doubt the decision to hire me as a hairdresser...
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Tomorrow’s News Today: The Road to Disappointment
They had been advertising it for months – a 24 hour news channel with a major, game changing difference. This channel was going to broadcast tomorrow’s news TODAY! The buzz was extraordinary. You...
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A Million Versions of Right – A Female Perspective
A few weeks ago, a little semi-review of my book was posted on a site called The Phantom Paragrapher. The review itself was unremarkable except for this: “Ever wondered what would fall into the...
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The Gravy Fiend
Travis was a gravy fiend. He didn’t want to be a gravy fiend, but we can’t really help who we are. He spent every day sucking up gravy from his gravy carpet. He preferred to consume gravy this way. It...
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The Bizarro Starter Kit (Purple)
If you’ve made a conscious decision to visit this blog, there’s a very good chance you’ve at least heard the term ‘Bizarro Fiction’. If you haven’t, the following description sums it up quite nicely:...
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